Thursday, August 28, 2014

This Is Hip-Hop (Of The Day)

No, this is crazy white people.



Disturbing Dating Site Photos Of The Day

And they wonder why they are single.













News Of The Day: Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat

She needs to shave, then.
From Incredible Things:

BREAKING: Everything you thought you knew is a lie. Hello Kitty is not, in fact, a cat. This news comes from Christine R. Yano, an anthropologist and curator for the Hello Kitty exhibit at the Los Angeles Japanese American National Museum.

Christine’s shocking discovery:

“That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty."

"Kitty is actually named Kitty White and she has a full back story. She is a Scorpio. She loves apple pie. And she is the daughter of George and Mary White."

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Vid Of The Day: Slip 'n' Fly

This I would do.



Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Awkwardly Posed Models Of The Day

I hope they had a chiropractor on set. From Rich Girl Red.

Nobody looks up Baby's skirt.

Guess who has to pee?

Peeing.

Farrrrrrrrrrrrt!

"This looks like a good place to take a dump."

Any body of water will do.

The baby's crowning!

Drunk again.

Quasimodo prepares for the 40-yard dash.

Peeing.

Douchebag trap. Gotcha!

The classic "Dead Hooker At The Dump" pose.


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Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside

From The Onion.
Study: 73% Of Bedroom Closets Have Wife’s Boy Toy Crouched Naked Inside

ITHACA, NY—According to a Cornell University study released Wednesday, nearly three in four bedroom closets in U.S. family residences currently contain the wife’s naked, crouching boy toy.

“After examining more than 20,000 closets nationwide, we found that a full 73 percent of them are presently occupied by a young pool boy, landscaper, or teenage neighbor who is peering through the door slats either fully nude or in hastily donned boxer shorts,” read the 40-page report, which confirmed that each one of the boy toys is, at this moment, hiding among the husband’s hanging dress shirts while attempting to remain completely motionless and control the volume of his breathing.

“Also, in over 90 percent of these cases, we found that the cowering swain is looking on wide-eyed as the negligee-clad wife scrambles to assume a seated position on the bed and give the appearance that she’s just casually flipping through a magazine on her nightstand.”

The study went on to note that the remaining 27 percent of the nation’s bedroom closets contain the husband’s boy toy.

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