Friday, February 27, 2015

WTF Sexual Harassment Stock Photos Of The Day

I don't see the problem here.

HONK HONK!

Nice yabos! Bud Man like!

Okay, okay, you can take Friday off.

At least you're not holding it over your dick again.
You tricked me good last year, you rascal!

You and your stupid beard have three seconds
to get off Facebook and print my fucking document.
Can I be of ASSistance?

I don't care if we're the only two Asians in the company.
That doesn't mean I'm going to pork you.

He just came out of the shitter.

Yes, mistress, I will be faster with your coffee.

I think I found your ferret, Larry.

I see your point.

Falling turd in 4...3...2...

It's all right, I'm a celebrity. I'm on Modern Family.
I have no idea what I'm doing.

DON'T LOOK AT MY TUCK-UNDER! IT'S HIDEOUS!

HARDER, BITCH! HURT ME.

Spoof Of The Day: Frozen Meets The Thing (NSFW)

NSFW for naughty language and cartoon violence. Enjoy!



Thursday, February 26, 2015

News: Stolen Animatronic Clown Found In Sex Offender's Home After Seven Years

I'm not sure which one of them got the worst of this deal.
Stolen Animatronic Clown Found In Sex Offender's Home After Seven Years

WICHITA, Kan., Feb. 19 (UPI) -- Police in Kansas announced they have recovered a $10,000 organ-playing animatronic clown seven years after it was stolen from a defunct amusement park.

Wichita police said Louie the clown, the animatronic organ-playing mascot of Joyland Amusement Park, went missing about seven years ago and was officially reported stolen in 2010.

Investigators said the case was kept alive by social media interest in Louie's plight and officers served a search warrant Tuesday on the home of Damian Mayes, a convicted sex offender and a former employee of the park, which was shuttered in 2004.

Mayes is currently serving a prison sentence for aggravated indecent liberties with a child and aggravated criminal sodomy and is not eligible for parole until 2028.

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